Sunday, September 20, 2009

Hot Pink Socks

So I am out Friday at happy hour with friends. Laughing, eating and having a beer. I notice a “couple” walk in. She’s a tall brunette, 5’11”, slender, Italian looking, 40ish. He is a shorter, grey hair in a pink plaid shirt with glasses. Needless to say, the fashion police has not caught him yet. I carry on with my conversation with my friends. I look over and notice the dude has hot pink socks on with black polka dots. Yes, hot pink socks on a dude. Naturally, I thought he played for the other team. Didn’t think much of it because I didn’t care. Anyway, I’m hanging with my friends and this “couple” goes outside for a smoke. I looked outside and there is grey hair looking up and stealing a kiss from her. I mean really? Seriously! The end.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Celebrity Grave Historian

There is a celebrity grave historian out there?????

I was watching Ted Kennedy's memorial on CNN and they had an expert grave historian on there. There is a dude that his whole life and money revolves around graves. Isn't that kind of morbid.

He goes to gravesite's and does what? Look at the stone and tell me when a person was born and deceased? Is he an expert on historical grave stones too? I don't get where one is talking to mommy and says "mommy, i want to be an expert on historical grave sites". I'm sure his mom was flabbergasted when that epiphany happened.