Infomercial for a Cross

An infomercial cross are u kidding me??

I was sitting at Escalantes and on Telemundo or something like that,there was this infomercial selling a freaking cross. Mind you, I'm not Christian, but this sounded ridiculous at best. I mean really, you have to call a number to get a cross. You cannot go anywhere in a store without finding a cross for sale!!! Why are you going to call some 800 number to get one that is advertised on TV.

I should date strippers or mail order brides. At least I know what I am getting and how much it would cost!!

Diamonds

Women want a chiseled diamond but could not spot a diamond in the rough when it comes to men. They see a lump of coal but in reality it is a diamond.